Much of this advice is not only quaint, but oddly specific:
- Don’t faint on the road.
- Don’t coast. It is dangerous.
- Don’t criticize people’s “legs.”
- Don’t wear loud hued leggings.
- Don’t cultivate a “bicycle face.”
- Don’t imagine everybody is looking at you.
- Don’t go to church in your bicycle costume.
- Don’t chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private.
- Don’t wear white kid gloves. Silk is the thing.
- Don’t ask, “What do you think of my bloomers?”
- Don’t allow dear little Fido to accompany you
- Don’t scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers.
- Don’t discuss bloomers with every man you know.
- Don’t scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run.
Read the whole list here.
i sincerely hope there were a large number of ladies being overly enthusiastic about their bloomers on bicycles
that is really endearing
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I feel that the “bicycle face” is what Artie, The Strongest Man in the Word, makes all the time. He’d be a very lewd...
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MY BICYCLE FACE SHOWS THAT I DON’T EVEN CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF MY LOUD LEGGINGS.
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“Bicycle face”
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If you build it, they will come.
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i sincerely hope there were...ladies being overly enthusiastic about their
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I really want to discuss my bloomers now. Also, screaming at cows.
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These are fantastic. I plan on cultivating a bicycle face as soon as I get back on a bicycle. I love that the first item...
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My favorites from the full list have to be “Don’t wear a garden party hat with bloomers.” and “Don’t contest the right...
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I smell a sitcom!
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DISHONOR DISHONOR DISHONOR...Don’t faint on the road. That’s just good advice.
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